F=m.a=the worst

You know what happened? Physics happened.  It happened when my friend slammed on the brakes in his car and my seatbelt buckled. I hated myself for thinking about physics then. Physics happened when that football hit my face that same night (yup).  And physics happens every Tuesday and Thursday from 9:10 - 10:30 and twice a week in the physics lab when I find a spare SIX hours to do my homework.  Physics happened. And it happened again when I saw this video on facebook depicting the spawn of a Swedish thought, "helmets are ugly."  I've had that thought too.  But that's as far as I went with it.  But these Swedes made it into a 7 year challenge.

Watch it:

http://vimeo.com/43038579


Woah! I thought.  I want one of dem. But then physics happened, again.  Is this even safe?  That's a lot of pressure blasting out your neck. This is just me thinking about the worst scenario involving heads popping out of their anterior portions - the homologues of the rib in the thoracic region.  Just made that up.    But seriously.  Is this even FDA approved?  Do they approve things other than food and drugs?  If not, who does?  SO MANY QUESTIONS!  That's why I've asked my professor.  Best case scenario, he turns this video into word problem.  We figure it out in class.  I see it on the final.  Get an A.  Win forever.  However, I just threw up in my mouth looking back and seeing that the "best case scenario" in my life right now involves physics problems.  Y Jole (or however you spell that).